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Or, you know, you could just break up.
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Control a Woman Remote Control

Control Your Man Talking Remote Control
Or, you know, you could just break up.

How cute is this cowboy pattern? I think we may have found Hank’s Christmas jammies. These are part of a pajama roundup I just did for Target, go have a look.
If you don’t find what you’re looking for there, there are more pjs in the roundup we just posted on Mighty Goods too.
I’ve been making videos with a bunch of other moms. We roll around in hot oil, and then talk about Thanksgiving:
http://blip.tv/play/gew+29olkOIX
We also talk about ways to punish our partners when they disagree with us:
http://blip.tv/play/gew+2bpxkOIX
All right, I kid. It’s us in twin-sets, knitting and drinking tea.
Heather, Alice, and I did do a few segments with our tops off, but they edited them out. Stupids.
(I posted this yesterday, but accidentally deleted it, so a few comments are missing. I’m sorry if yours was one of them, because I think you’re nice.)

This is what I’m getting everyone for Christmas.
Scenario: French coffee shop owner at French cafe realizes American customer’s wife is also French.
Owner: Your wife is French?
Customer: Yep.
Owner: No kidding!
Customer: Yep.
Owner: How long since you’ve been back to France?
Customer: I don’t enjoy France.
Owner: Oh…
Customer: Yeah, I don’t like France at all.

Remember that Apartment Therapy House Call I did a while ago? I forgot to tell you something kind of cool about the photo above.
The little votive shelves in the hallway are handmade. I went to a hardware store and bought some flat metal plates (I think they were mini circuit boards? Not sure.), and some metal L-brackets with holes for screws. I glued them together with epoxy, let them dry overnight, and screwed them into the wall.
Because we live in earthquake country, I affixed the Ikea votives to my mini-shelves with double-sided foam poster tape. All together though, each shelf, including the votive, only cost me about 90 cents.
We took them down recently, because hard metal edges and low flame aren’t particularly toddler friendly, but I loved them while we had them. They were gorgeous all lit up.
My lord, I love Target. I just did a post for them on all the affordable little black dresses they have on offer. A couple of them have sold out since I posted, but here are three of my favorites that are still available:

Knit Pro is a program that lets you turn any image into a cross-stitch, knit, or crochet pattern.
A small collection of fascinating, non-threatening fetish photos. It’s a metaphor for interactions everywhere online, where you can know a few incredibly intimate things about someone, and absolutely nothing else.
One man’s “huh?” is another man’s “ohhh.”
12. Good Company
11. Fetish Tension
10. Storm Trooper High Heels
9. Sir and Sir Fox
8. Star Wars Foreplay
7. Giant Beach Feet
6. Sensual Juice
5. Dead
4. This Time the Dog is the Master
3. Fetish Fair Fairy Godfather
2. Touch My Sith
1. Anthrocon 2007