UP YOURS, CRACKER JACK
Non-choking Cracker Jack toys make my soul sad. What the hell, Cracker Jack? You seriously expect me to convince my kid that a half-inch square of paper with cartoon drawings of centipedes is mind-blowing fun? Do you think my kid is stupid, Cracker Jack?
While American kids are clapping and mewling over paper “pencil toppers,” […]
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