Archive for November, 2006

Ninja for hire! All the kids should be trying this at home.

Bryan and I stop for Mongolian Barbecue in Auburn. My fortune cookie reads, “Genius is more work than genius.”

Our Thanksgiving road trip photos are up.

Today I ordered an S-Factor DVD, as pregnant stripping is wildly hilarious.

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swagger shoplifiting
frothy heavely

We went grocery shopping at 6 a.m. on a weekday, and it blew my mind, people.
Rather than deciding between the meagre remaining cartons of lemon and vanilla yogurt, we found Stonyfield Farm Organic Lowfat Raspberry yogurt. I didn’t even know this existed. I wanted to pour it in aisle and roll around in it.
Don’t even […]

Thus far, I’ve spent 32 waking hours in a car in the last seven days. Apologies for the lack of posts, I thought the place where we were staying had Internet access, but I was not correct. I am an utter failure at the NaBloPoMo experiment.
Yesterday, we stopped for a van that had slid off […]

I just finished a couple of gift guides for Mighty Goods. Check out the Covet Gift Guide for luxury gifts, and the Holiday Gift Guide for unique, mid-range presents.
I apologize for mentioning holiday shopping before we’ve even cleared Thanksgiving. I hope you’ll forgive me the indiscretion, as early guides make it possible for you to […]

-So I told him to grow up, and he was like, “I don’t plan to.”
-Whoa. You have to take him at his word there.
-Don’t I know it.
- I’ve never understood guys who say shit like that out loud, like it’s some badge of honor. “I don’t ever want to grow up. I’m still exploring my […]

Oh my, but this cracks me up. Yet another sign that I’m going to be an excellent mother.