Weekend Soundtrack: All is Calm All is Bright, Christmas 2012 Mix

All is Calm, All is Bright: Christmas 2012 Mix

One of the things that can be irritating about piped-in holiday music is that my tastes are so specific to how I grew up. I made this Christmas mix for me, so I could hear just the right thing over cocoa. It can be a starting point for your own mix, or an easy collection for cocktails.

My top-ten favorite Christmas songs:

1. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas, Judy Garland
2. Silent Night, Holy Night, Frank Sinatra
3. Santa Baby, Eartha Kitt
4. Silver Bells, Stevie Wonder
5. It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas, Michael Bublé
6. Frosty the Snowman, Fiona Apple
7. Go Tell it On the Mountain, Dolly Parton
8. Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, Gene Autry
9. What Child is This, Kristen Chenowith
10. O Holy Night, Kelly Clarkson

That last one especially.

What songs put you in the mood for decking the halls?

The Results Are In

The election is over. It’s time for our shoulders to leave their months long position by our ears and relax. No matter if your candidate won or lost, we can all agree that the ability to cast a vote is something worth celebrating. Plus, we all got stickers. Doesn’t that make 6-year-old you smile?

Also, worth celebrating is the number of you who participated in our challenge in partnership with Bing to spread the word on Election Day and encourage others to vote. We have randomly chosen four winners from those who gave us a #gobing #gomighty #govote shout on Instagram and Twitter.

Congrats to Sarah Oubre, Lindsay Goldner, Amanda MacArthur, and Kristin Vanderhey. We’ll be in touch soon, ladies.

Enjoy your robocall-free weekend, team.

When are Fruits in Season?

If you’ve been following along on my quest to taste 1,000 fruits, you’ll know that I’m a fan of this Seasonal Fruit poster by The Sweettooth Co. It tells you when you should be eating what, which is easier here in California where everything grows, but harder information to come by when you don’t have fruit stands every few feet. Do not bother with the December strawberries, team.

I’m a sucker for useful info graphics like this. Do you have a favorite one? If so, give a link in comments, and if we get enough of them I’ll make a Pinterest board.

Vote! For it is your civic duty. Also, cash.


Image by Matt Rourke

Citizens! I have an idea. If you’re voting in the U.S. election today, spread the word by posting to Instagram, Twitter, and Facebook, so your fellow citizens will be all “Oh yeah! My nation. I shall cast a ballot to preserve my hard-won freedoms.”

Right now, Go Mighty and Microsoft Bing are getting out the vote in partnership. Give us a shout with #govote #gomighty #gobing, and we’ll reward your patriotism by entering you to win one of the following:

A. A FREE PASS TO CAMP MIGHTY (If you already have one of these, we’ll reimburse you that cash.)

B. A $200 donation in your name to charity: water.

C. A $200 donation in your name to the American Red Cross.

D. A $500 grant to help you cross something off your Life List.

Just add #govote #gomighty #gobing to any entry encouraging friends to vote today and you’ll be entered to win your prize of choice. So easy! So American.

I have a mail-in ballot, which I forgot to mail in. So I’ll be heading to my polling place to drop it off shortly. If you don’t know where to go to vote, you can look it up on Bing Elections, and play along with us. Check back in here on Thursday to find out who won. You know, I always hope it’s you.

Happy Election Day, team. Nationalism! Woot.

#GoVote. #GoMighty. #GoBing.

Life List: Squeeze all the juice out of the 2012 holiday season.

I sometimes delay Fun until it magically becomes Not Fun — particularly around the holidays. For example, I love choosing presents, but I wait until the twelfth hour and abracadabra. I’m at the Container Store on Christmas Eve beating someone senseless with a Keepsake Shadowbox.

Last year, I realized there are a things I must do during the holiday season, or I feel under-celebratory — like I missed everything and I’m starting the New Year off-kilter. So I posted my 12 Holiday Resolutions on Go Mighty.

Is there anything you can’t skip or it just doesn’t feel like the holidays?

Mighty Thirst, Halloween: Killer Bloody Mary

I’m posting Halloween-themed cocktails this week because I love Halloween, and I want you to have a party. Live a little.

Halloween Killer Bloody Mary with Skull Garnish

 

I don’t usually like Bloody Marys because I want them to taste more like spaghetti sauce. I got exactly what I wanted by adding some fresh herbs and a little more kick than usual. If I had a more time, I’d puree tomatoes instead of using canned juice, but let’s assume you’re hungover and willing to roll with it.

Killer Bloody Mary

– Shot of Ketel 1 vodka
– 2 shots Campbell’s Tomato Juice
– 3/4 Tsp. chili paste
– Dash Worchestershire
– 1.5 Tsp. lemon juice
– pinch of fresh finely chopped basil
– pinch of fresh finely chopped rosemary
– mushroom to garnish

Put everything in a lowball, mix it up with a spoon, plop in a couple ice cubes, and stir until the drink is chilled.

Mushroom Skull Garnish

– Choose a mushroom with a large cap and stem.
– Take the tip of a sharp paring knife, barely insert it where you want your eyes, then twist.
– Use a toothpick to fine-tune your work by picking out the bits you don’t want.
– Use the tip of the knife to carve your nose. You want a shape like a flower petal with two pointed tips, or a slim oval that comes to a point at each end.
– To make the “teeth” on the stem, do one cut up the center of the stem that you’ll use to balance your mushroom on the glass.
– Now alternate wide and skinny cuts so the bottom of the mushroom looks like an unevenly sliced pie.
– Dig out the “skinny” slivers to make the spaces between teeth more apparent.
– BAM! Nailed it.

I’m making 100 cocktails as part of my Life List. This is number thirteen. Here are the rest:

1. Shots in ‘Cots

2. Avocado Bourbon Shake

3. The Vacation

4. Sassy Lassi

5. Cherry Bing

6. The ABC

7. Toddy Shots

8. Cafe Picante

9. Gin and Juice (Box)

10. The Neighbor

11. Halloween Spiked Cider

12. Bloodthirsty Mulled Wine

The Best Parts of Sweet Thursday by John Steinbeck

“Do you like champagne?”
“I love it,” she said and wondered what it would taste like. And she did love it.

Isn’t overeating said to be one of the strongest symptoms of discontent? And isn’t discontent the lever of change?

Man owes something to man.

[The voice], which came from his marrow would be singing, “Lonesome! Lonesome! What good is it? Who benefits? Thought is the evasion of feeling. You’re only walling up the leaking loneliness.”

Charles Darwin and his Origin of Species flashed complete in one second, and he spent the rest of his life backing it up; and the theory of relativity occurred to Einstein in the tie it take to clap your hands. This is the greatest mystery of the human mind — the inductive leap. Everything falls into place, irrelevancies relate, dissonance becomes harmony, and nonsense wears a crown of meaning. But the clarifying leap springs from the rich soil of confusion.

“It’s a crime to be happy without equipment.”

“I seen it happen so many times,” said Mack. “you take a dame and she’s married to a guy that’s making twenty-five bucks a week. You can’t kill her with a meat ax. She’s got kids and does the washing — may get a little tired but that’s the worse that can happen to her. But let the guy get raise to seventy-five bucks a week and she begins to get colds and take vitamins.”

Doc found himself shouting, “I don’t want a wife. I have all the women I want!”
“Woman and women is two different things,” said Suzy. “Guy knows all about women he don’t know nothing about a woman.”

“The nicest thing in the world you can do for anybody is let them help you.”

“…remember a lot of things: first you got to remember you’re Suzy and you ain’t nobody else but Suzy. Then you got to remember that Suzy is a good thing — a real valuable thing — and there ain’t nothing like it in the world. It don’t do no harm just to say that to yourself. Then, when you got that, remember that there’s one hell of a lot Suzy don’t know. Only way she can find out is if she sees it, reads it, or asks it. Most people don’t look at nothing but themselves and that’s a rat race… Nobody don’t give a particular damn about Suzy one way or the other. It’s hard to get them thinking about you because they’re too busy thinking about themselves. When you got their attention, first thing they want is to do something for you. Let them. Dn’t get proud and say you don’t need it or want it. That’s a slap in the puss. Thing people like most in the world is to give you something and have you like it and need it.”

“Suzy noticed a waiter drifting delicately within earshot. She had discovered something for herself. When in doubt, move slowly. Her head turned toward the waiter and he drifted away. She was delighted with her discovery — everything-in-slow-motion. She then lifted her glass slowly, looked at it carefully, then sipped and held it a moment before she put it down. S-l-o-w-ness — it gave meaning to everything. It made everything royal.”

Fauna’s conviction, born out of long experience, that most people, one, did not know what they wanted; two, did not know how to go about getting it; and three, didn’t know when they had it.

You couldn’t win an argument with Fauna because she would agree with you and then go right on as she had planned.

Vocabulary

wallager – party
“running her down” – speaking ill of her
pachucos – a particular subculture of Hispanic and Latino Americans associated with zoot suits, street gangs, nightlife, and flamboyant public behavior.
satyriasis – Excessive, often uncontrollable sexual desire in and behavior by a man.
badger game – an extortion scheme

Toddler Halloween Costume Retrospective: An Emotional Rollercoaster

Age 1: Hank will not wear a hat, thwarting all adorable handmade costume options. Mai helps me safety-pin some strategically arranged faux fur to a brown hoodie to improvise a baby Big Bad Wolf costume. He tolerates the hood for 30-second stretches before bucking.

Age 2: Hank will not wear costumes. Dress-up boxes make him keen. Despondent, I purchase this toddler Elephant costume at a thrift store for $5, knowing that if I make something by hand, I will not be sane about his refusal to wear it. His father bribes him with chocolate.

Age 3: When prompted, Hank asks to be Nemo. My glee borders on mania. My gluegun runneth over. (FYI: Nemo/Fish Costume tutorial that can be adapted for adult sizes if you’re feeling it.)

Age 4: Hank asks to be a Monkey Robot. Say it again, I whisper. A monkey robot. This! This is my child. I spend hours fashioning the monkiest robotiest costume possible. Halloween! We are a Halloween family.

Age 5:
A year later, there are still tears of pride standing in my eyes as I ask,
-What do you want to be for Halloween this year, Hank? An astronaut race car driver? A mad scientist superhero?
-A ghost!
-A ghost?
-Yes.