I wrote about my pet peeve Etsy product category on The Morning News. I’d put an image above, but I already had a picture of a topless woman up yesterday, and I’m trying not to attract the wrong element.
My part is at the end, so you’ll want to read through. (Or scroll, I don’t judge.):
Those of us you scroll past, however, will be judgin’ like Judy.
I thoroughly enjoyed this link MightyGirl! Bathtub crayons! I’m still laughing about that, and your contribution…ooohhh maannn. Who knew?!!
I love this article! I don’t get Bluetooth devices except while driving to avoid accidents and the concept of bathtub crayons makes me itch. But jewelry shaped like a vagina? Truly astonishing!
Holi marconi, I hate everything ON that list except for maybe bathtub crayons! This is brilliant and I want to FB share it but I am scared so many people I know & quasi know do actually love those things that they will take to hating me instead.
BUT AMEN. JELLO IS VERY CREEPY.
I myself have been railing against the evils of go-gurt for years!! This article is hysterical!
Oh dear god. If you don’t buy that vulva brooch I will lose all respect for you.
I am speechless. Now I will be looking everywhere for vulva brooches. Plus? My gal pals are always laughing at me when I correct their use of the word “vagina” when they mean “vulva”.
Hilarious!
Best,
Tina
Maggie–please tell me you’ve heard of Regretsy! http://www.regretsy.com/
The list is great. I’m amazed at the things that people try to sell and what people buy. I hate drinkable fruit and the commercials for it. Just eat a frakin apple!
Amazing list! That broach might just make it in to a few Christmas stockings.
“Empower women, wear a vagina!”… I wear one every day,thanks. I keep it in my Jeggings ;)
Oh my god. You made me read this:
?VulvaLoveLovely: Often imitated, never replicated and occasionally lubricated?
Oh, wow. Vulva brooches. I had no idea. Thanks for alerting me. The whole article is great.
Maggie, I love you.
P.S. I think this dress is calling to you. Really.
http://www.regretsy.com/2007/10/31/trick-or-treat-nsfw/
That link made my day Friday, but I forgot to tell you. I’m telling you now, though….holy hilarious!
This link keeled me :)
Your part… the… ugh. Burned into my brain. Feeling queasy again… why oh why Etsy People? Why?
I laughed so hard when I read this. The Alli bit by Tobias Seamon had me practically falling out of my chair. Fantastic!
Oh, I love Rosecrans Baldwin! I love you, Rosecrans! Well said!