Beard oil, $50 boxers, a wooden carrier for a six pack — most men’s gift guides know as much about how men think as a Cosmo quiz.
These are the gifts I return to when I care about someone and I want to treat him well. Many of them indulge vices. Gifts should tell the people in your life that you like them how they are.
Bacon of the Month Club, $145 for three months
Your dad does not care that bacon is a carcinogen. That man is out back sneaking a smoke as you read this. And if you’re not feeling this flush, get him an Adam’s Meat Rub, $6.
Stanley Classic Flask, $17
The flask that says, “I like whiskey, and I know how to pitch a tent.” That’s a perfect weekend right there.
The Fold Wallet by Leffot, $100 for the small, $125 for the large
He’s a simple guy with expensive taste.
Tovolo Sphere Ice Molds – Set of 2, $9
Ice balls melt more slowly and look satisfying in the glass. Speaking of which.
Badash Galaxy Rocks Glasses 4 pc Set, $40
Crystal glasses that feel heavy in hand. They aren’t cheap, but one of these plus a bottle of whatever he’s drinking makes a nice progressive gift. Make it a habit, and soon enough he’ll have a set.
If the man in question drinks, investing in his bar is always a sound choice. Call first to ask whether he drinks, and then what he drinks, so you can surprise him with something interesting in that category.
Palo Alto Firefighters Pepper Sauce, $6 for 8 oz, $28 for a jug
Cowboy syrup. Palo Alto Firefighter Lee Taylor has been growing peppers in the fire station backyard since 1994. Savory with a bit of kick, really so damn good, and all the proceeds go to charity. Plus, where did you find this? You’re a genius.
Jack Dawes Custom Penny Bottle Opener, $50
I know this seems like a crazy price for a bottle opener, but it is one of the most perfect objects I own. The penny opens your bottle, and you can specify which year you want to commemorate a birthday or anniversary. It feels silky in your hands, and the hardwood has a magnet inside. So you can keep it on the fridge when you’re not using it, and it holds onto the bottle cap when you pop it off. Totemic.
Imco Windproof Petrol Lighter – Junior / Single Packing, $100
Windproof lighter, goes great with the flask. A cigar lighter is also a great gift for someone about to have a baby, eh? If you’re game for a slightly less James Bond choice, the Lotus 47 Intrepid Red Cigar Lighter L4730 is only $49.
Le Creuset Signature Enameled Cast-Iron 5-1/2-Quart Round French (Dutch) Oven, Cherry, $300
He likes to cook, and he especially likes to cook meat. This heirloom quality French Oven will remind the kids of his Sunday dinners when it’s their turn to cook with it.
Sunday New York Times Subscription, $6/wk.
Once a week, a real, live newspaper. One that smells like the morning air and protects the dining room table from damage when he’s gluing something back together. If you know where he gets his coffee, pick some up to package with a paper. Nice gesture.
As always, let us know in comments if you have a go-to guy gift.
I’m updating a bunch of my gift guides, with fresh links and product replacements for things that have disappeared. This originally appeared as My Favorite Classic Gifts for Men.