There are upsides to being single on Valentine’s Day. No bullshit underwear, and you get to pick your own present.
Heartbeats Necklaces, $55
Damn right you like the life you live.
Guest Toothbrush Set, $12
Morphologically Palo Santo Grounding Aromatic Wood, $20
You burn Palo Santo to clear bad juju, create space for good luck, and invite something new. Say, here comes something new right now. Good thing you have a spare toothbrush.
Bartleby Shirt, $15
You’re not picky, you’re particular.
Olympic Provisions Salami of the Month Club, $145
Delivered to your doorstep 12 times a year. Service.
Ebony Corkscrew, $24
A grown-up corkscrew to go with the very expensive wine you’ll be enjoying tonight.
Cotton Spandex Jersey High-Waist Hot Short, $22
No pants, my friend. No pants alllll day long.
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Those necklaces! Love!
Oh, and I thought I was being so clever by going with a funny t-shirt part for my Valentine’s Day ensemble. I like the one you found! I am pretty picky, but I decided to focus on the positive: