No one is sending you flowers. No one is coming home with a heart-shaped box of chocolate. But screw it. You know where to get flowers, and you’ve been working out anyway. This Valentine’s Day, you’re taking care of your own damn self.
Hand-engraved F*** Off Heart Locket, $30
Finally, a piece of heart-shaped jewelry you can get behind.
Jersey Sweater Night Onesie, $65
For a short while you’ve got no one to impress but yourself. Let’s do this.
What the hell. Couldn’t hurt.
“I’m surrounded by assholes.” French Mug, $12
You’re not alone. You’re particular.
What? The invitation said “wear red.”
You’ve got your own stuff, man.
Your key ring, and your soul, are so much lighter without the extra apartment key. Let’s make better use of that space. Cheers, Valentine.
Mighty Girl 
OK, I totally need that locket.
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I basically need all of this. Except the onesie maybe? Maybe.
Thank you.
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Girl. You need the onesie.
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I’m not even single and I want all of these things, ESPECIALLY the onesie!
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