I used to speculate that cheese had to be infused with mood-altering chemicals, which was the only explanation my primitive brain could conceive for the lust with which I consumed it.
Then, a vegan informed me that I was correct. Furthermore, I was to abandon my beloved cheese, in part because of this very trickery!
I’m sorry for all the suffering, lactating cheese-heavy creatures of the animal kingdom, but your leakings are just too delicious for my weak, flawed, human will to deny. Thank you for your sacrifice, noble beasts.
Mighty Girl 
I used to speculate that cheese had to be infused with mood-altering chemicals, which was the only explanation my primitive brain could conceive for the lust with which I consumed it.
Then, a vegan informed me that I was correct. Furthermore, I was to abandon my beloved cheese, in part because of this very trickery!
I’m sorry for all the suffering, lactating cheese-heavy creatures of the animal kingdom, but your leakings are just too delicious for my weak, flawed, human will to deny. Thank you for your sacrifice, noble beasts.
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I LOVE YOU, MAI! And Maggie! AND CHEESE. Omg, what I would DO to be at that table right now. Hot damn, fantasy lunch.
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Have you been to The Girl and the Fig in Sonoma? Amazing, and close to home. Try it!!
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I was JUST there two nights ago with a pal. Would have loved to run into you two.
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I need to make a list about cheese. How I love little fromageries!
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That was a nice lunch. ❤
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EEK I’ve been meaning to go by Mission Cheese since it opened. Was it amazing? I bet it was. I adore cheese!
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