7 thoughts on “Fun Thing: Cheese!

  1. I used to speculate that cheese had to be infused with mood-altering chemicals, which was the only explanation my primitive brain could conceive for the lust with which I consumed it.

    Then, a vegan informed me that I was correct. Furthermore, I was to abandon my beloved cheese, in part because of this very trickery!

    I’m sorry for all the suffering, lactating cheese-heavy creatures of the animal kingdom, but your leakings are just too delicious for my weak, flawed, human will to deny. Thank you for your sacrifice, noble beasts.

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