The MoMA Store is wondering if you might be interested in a sweet little
Muff Doll? Or perhaps a good old-fashioned game of Snatch? Unfortunately, the Choochie Jump Ropes are sold out. Bummer.
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Whoa. I heard the “cunning linguist” t-shirts are sold out, too. What gives?
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Dirty. That doll looks sort of frighteningly vaginal, as well.
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You forgot the “Seeing Outside the Box” game – https://www.momastore.org/museum/moma/ProductDisplay_Seeing%20Outside%20the%20Box_10451_10001_17434_-1_11480_11481____69826
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I’m waiting for the outraged comments to begin.
“How dare you poke fun at my va-jay-jay?!?”
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Is it weird that I want one of those dolls, even though it looks like a giant camel toe?
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Hi,
English is not my first language so please dont laugh at me.
What is a muff?? The description says “also doubles as a muff to keep warm”… to keep what warm?? After reading the comments here im afraid to ask other people haha
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From the Muff doll description: These comforting creatures have their own personalities …. This would make Eve Ensler of Vagina Monologue fame either very happy or very annoyed.
Jules
House of Jules
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Annie: muff and snatch are other words for the mother of all ladyparts. As in, the physical act of becoming a mother will stretch yours to lengths it has never been stretched before.
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This reminds me of when I was in a theater, and I saw previews for the movies “Snatch” and “Blow” back-to-back. I remarked to a friend that they should make that a double-header.
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I am with the Hippo Brigade n this one. Kind of cute and I can call it Bernice.
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Bernice? I almost spit my tea out everywhere. You see, that is MY pussy’s name. (Cat I mean).
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MoMa: even the name sounds horny.
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Choochie jump ropes are sold out? Dang. Do they have any stuffed beavers?
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I have a choochie jump rope shop on Etsy. Just convo me and pick your own color!
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I actually own the game Snatch! We sold it in the toy store I worked in for years, and I used to love to recommend it to the super uptight customers. “Oh your son will love this game! All the boys love Snatch!”
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love ur blog…
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Is anybody else craving tacos?
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Annie – Sheila D. only gave you the dirty definitions – I would still be confused if I were you. It seems like you’d want both halves of the double entendre, right? A muff is a stuffed tube thing that you put your hands in to keep them warm. (Which makes the other definition more vile, right?) And “snatch” means to grab or steal something.
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So, Tom gave George Snatch for Christmas. I’ve played a game (or rather, had my ass handed to me). I’ve resisted saying that “I’ve played with George’s Snatch,” but here and now, I’m saying it out loud.
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you’ve got to be kidding me…that is too funny.
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