On our way home from Argentina, we stayed for a few days in Austin. On the drive from the Dallas airport, we stopped at the Texas Ranger Hall of Fame and Museum in Waco. There we found:
â€¢ A blood-splatter simulation display.
â€¢ A collection of bugs that inhabit the human body as it begins to decompose.
â€¢ A safe full of valuables that contains a beauty pageant tiara.
There were also enough guns to outfit a large militia, and endless photos of white men in hats. While we were there, a man’s cell phone rang, and before he picked up, I recognized his ringer as “God Bless America.” I love you, Texas.