Overheard: Birds of a Feather

After a few minutes in line for the bathroom the girl next to me asks the guy in front how long he’s been waiting. “A few minutes,” he replies. “Hm,” she says. “Did you try . . . pushing the door?” He steps forward, turns that knob, and pushes the door open.

Later, the same guy runs into a friend. She comments that he’s drunk. He denies it. She asks if he’s high. He says no. Their conversation turns to a tall friend of theirs, and she mentions his height. The guy responds, “Dude! Why do you keep asking if I’m high?” “No!” She says, “H-I-G-H-T!”