Mighty Life List
May 3 2007

“My lord, Maggie. Your boobs are enormous!”

Even when you still have 20 pounds of baby weight to lose, Heather always knows the best thing to say.

18 Responses to ““My lord, Maggie. Your boobs are enormous!””

  • slouching mom Says:

    That’s the funniest and best picture of Heather EVER, IMHO.

  • Ruth Says:

    I agree with Mom, and Henry is definitely chewable! Congrats, he is adorable!

    [Although I was kinda hoping to see yer enormous… well, you know. Because enormous is kind of in the eye of the beholder. I mean, oh hell, never mind.]

    *sigh*

    I’m going to have a drink now because I’m sure it’s 5 o’clock somewhere, as Heather has been known to say.

  • HDC Says:

    Dooce is right on the other part about your baby being broken. You are supposed to have more crying and screaming in your life at this point.

    Totally unfair that your baby is so damn mellow.

  • amanda Says:

    So nice that she isn’t saying, “My god, did your left one get punctured? Righty there looks like the Goodyear blimp by comparison.”
    Lopsided milks sources suck.

  • amanda Says:

    Milk. And perhaps it’s unsucked milk sources that suck. Bah, I’m off to nurse my little one.

  • bellacantare Says:

    Where ARE you guys? That looks like the most random room.

  • bellacantare Says:

    oh yeah, and FUN-NY! Heather looks super relaxed in both your photos and hers. Hope you gals are having a great time.

  • Jenn Says:

    Am imagining the copious amounts of relaxing, drinking, laughing, and baby eating that the weekend holds. Am so very very jealous. Have fun, ladies.

  • Melodie Says:

    OMG!! I want to play too! I’m in the wine country – I’ll even buy drinks! HA!

  • Heather Says:

    PENTE. One of my most favorite games EVAH.

    Ain’t it the best having boobs? Mine still shock me when I catch a glimpse of them. I think I’m gonna scare them off, though, with all my desperate begging for them to STAYPLEASEDONOTEVERLEAVE. Either that or Jackson is going to nurse them into oblivion.

  • Heather Says:

    PENTE. One of my most favorite games EVAH.

    Ain’t it the best having boobs? Mine still shock me when I catch a glimpse of them. I think I’m gonna scare them off, though, with all my desperate begging for them to STAYPLEASEDONOTEVERLEAVE. Either that or Jackson is going to nurse them into oblivion.

  • Clair Says:

    Girl friends are the best! If this is how your weekend started, will you even be able to show us the photos from the rest of it? Have fun!

  • Peeved Michelle Says:

    Wow. That is really flattering lighting.

  • Stephanie Says:

    What? Heather is here too? Will she also be in the trunk of my car if I go look right now? Wow, better than magic.

  • BOSSY Says:

    Bossy thinks you and Heather should enter an eyebrow-raising contest. Bossy has her money on Chuck.

  • Michelle D Says:

    That’s a killer picture of Dooce. The girl knows how to ham it up for the camera.

  • aimee/greeblemonkey Says:

    Dooce looks like she is going to EAT your boobs.

  • blakspring Says:

    Hey Maggie,
    I think I missed the e-vite about the wine country weekend. (Stupid internet always screwing something up.) Have a great time ^_^