We’re keeping it symbolic here, because what the hell is your true love going to do with seven swans?
A Partridge in a Pear Tree

Feather Letterpress Cards, $15 from Satsuma Press
A tiny bit of partridge.

Ambition Pearwood Rollerball Pen, $80 from Faber Castell
And a pear tree pen.
Two Turtle Doves

Wood Ear Bud Holder, $27
Three French Hens

French Macaron, $21
Four Calling Birds

Pie Birds, $2 each
Five Golden Rings

The Quintet Necklace, $48 from Lemonade Handmade
Six Geese A-Laying

Tenga Egg Six Pack, $23
Seven Swans A-Swimming

1955 Pleiades, Seven Sisters, Constellation Map Print, $6
Eight Maids A-Milking
Nine Ladies Dancing

Disco Ball, $30 from Amazon
Ten Lords A-leaping

White Balancing Blocks, $55 from The Curiosity Shoppe
Eleven Pipers Piping

Grover-Trophy Slide Whistle, $11
Twelve Drummers Drumming

Timex Brown Leather Easy Reader Watch, $54
If you liked this, you might also like last year’s 12 Days of Christmas picks. Have you ever wanted to make a 12 Days of Christmas package? Leave your suggestions for alternative ideas in comments.

