We’re keeping it symbolic here, because what the hell is your true love going to do with seven swans?
A Partridge in a Pear Tree
Feather Letterpress Cards, $15 from Satsuma Press
A tiny bit of partridge.
Ambition Pearwood Rollerball Pen, $80 from Faber Castell
And a pear tree pen.
Two Turtle Doves
Wood Ear Bud Holder, $27
Three French Hens
French Macaron, $21
Four Calling Birds
Pie Birds, $2 each
Five Golden Rings
The Quintet Necklace, $48 from Lemonade Handmade
Six Geese A-Laying
Tenga Egg Six Pack, $23
Seven Swans A-Swimming
1955 Pleiades, Seven Sisters, Constellation Map Print, $6
Eight Maids A-Milking
Nine Ladies Dancing
Disco Ball, $30 from Amazon
Ten Lords A-leaping
White Balancing Blocks, $55 from The Curiosity Shoppe
Eleven Pipers Piping
Grover-Trophy Slide Whistle, $11
Twelve Drummers Drumming
Timex Brown Leather Easy Reader Watch, $54
If you liked this, you might also like last year’s 12 Days of Christmas picks. Have you ever wanted to make a 12 Days of Christmas package? Leave your suggestions for alternative ideas in comments.
Mighty Girl 
I appreciate the laughter that has resulted from you including Tenga eggs on this list!
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The Antique Print Shop has THE perfect gifts for my guy. . .lucky for him, his bday is a month after Christmas.
Thanks for the post!
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OMG! If you haven’t read this, then you must. It fits exactly with your first statement about who needs seven swans a-swimming.
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-twelve-days-of-christmas
I nearly fell off my chair laughing at this.
I’m thinking of doing a dramatic reading of this at our family Christmas.
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This Chick-a-Dee smoke detector would make a great “calling bird”.
http://www.coolhunting.com/tech/chick-a-dee-smoke-detector.php
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OK lady, this list is great and all, but I have a bone to pick with you! I can’t just sit around reading reviews on amazon about sex toys! I have stuff to do!
Seriously though. It’s a never ending supply of hilarity (and information!).
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That earbud holder is adorable! And such a useful thing to have.
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