12 Days of Christmas Gifts

We’re keeping it symbolic here, because what the hell is your true love going to do with seven swans?

A Partridge in a Pear Tree


Feather Letterpress Cards, $15 from Satsuma Press
A tiny bit of partridge.


Ambition Pearwood Rollerball Pen, $80 from Faber Castell
And a pear tree pen.

Two Turtle Doves


Wood Ear Bud Holder, $27

Three French Hens


French Macaron, $21

Four Calling Birds


Pie Birds, $2 each

Five Golden Rings


The Quintet Necklace, $48 from Lemonade Handmade

Six Geese A-Laying


Tenga Egg Six Pack, $23

Seven Swans A-Swimming


1955 Pleiades, Seven Sisters, Constellation Map Print, $6

Eight Maids A-Milking


Kraken Black Spiced Rum, $18

Nine Ladies Dancing


Disco Ball, $30 from Amazon

Ten Lords A-leaping


White Balancing Blocks, $55 from The Curiosity Shoppe

Eleven Pipers Piping


Grover-Trophy Slide Whistle, $11

Twelve Drummers Drumming


Timex Brown Leather Easy Reader Watch, $54

If you liked this, you might also like last year’s 12 Days of Christmas picks. Have you ever wanted to make a 12 Days of Christmas package? Leave your suggestions for alternative ideas in comments.

6 thoughts on “12 Days of Christmas Gifts

  1. OK lady, this list is great and all, but I have a bone to pick with you! I can’t just sit around reading reviews on amazon about sex toys! I have stuff to do!

    Seriously though. It’s a never ending supply of hilarity (and information!).

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