“You’ve never even been to Prague.”
“Ohhh, I’ve been to Prague…
…Okay, I haven’t been-to-Prague been to Prague, but I know that thing. I know that stop shaving your armpits, read the Unbearable Lightness of Being, fall in love with a sculptor, now I realize how bad American coffee is thing.”
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Another Good Brain Moment from Miranda July
Miranda July has such a firm grasp of poignance.
Which parent has the better deal?
http://blip.tv/play/g4p8gYXxH5DiFw
HI! I am very caffeinated in this video. Wow.
Also, adoptive moms don’t get maternity leave? Even if you adopt a newborn? That’s crap.
Group Project
Foods You Can Bring Into Your Mouth Simply by Sticking Out Your Tongue, a Partial List*
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Popcorn
Nerds
Pop Rocks
Cheerios
Fruit Loops
Cap’n Crunch
Cheetos
Dry cereals of all sorts
Puff corn
Pirate’s Booty
Pixie Sticks
Skittles
Rasinettes
Hershey’s Kisses
Lik a Stik powder
Lik-M-Aid
Fun Dip
Cotton candy
M&Ms
Dip ‘n’ Dots
Sprinkles
Chocolate shavings
Pringles
Peanuts
Ice cream
Sour Patch Kids
Sunflower seeds
The crumbs at the bottom of the chip bag
Honorable mention: Cheese
*Responses to my tweet.
Lego Laptop

Here’s my latest post for WePC, it’s about keeping laptops out of landfills. Even if you’re not into computers, please scroll down to the final diagram I drew, because it is funny.
Thank you.
Green Pockets by Maruja Fuentes

When I’m shopping for Mighty Goods, I always come across cool stuff that isn’t in production yet. These Green Pockets by Maruja Fuentes would let you grow a vertical garden in your living room.
via the sympathetic Housemartin
Workaround for @ Replies on Twitter
*Post Update: Yikes! I misunderstood the problem. Apparently (and I cringe as I attempt to grasp this) the issue is that you can no longer see conversations between people you do follow and those you don’t, but only if they begin their tweet with an @. So if you were Twittering about Tina Fey, and I don’t follow her, I wouldn’t see:
@TinaFey Let’s go for cheeseburgers.
But I would see:
Say @TinaFey, let’s go for cheeseburgers!
Is that right? Please don’t hit me.
Sooo… couldn’t we just work around this for the time being by putting a character in front of the @ sign before we talk to someone? Like so: “FU @Maggie, you can’t begin to grasp my fury.” Et voila?
My tutorial on running search terms is still below. Forgive my misguided first attempt to help, and supply your own ideas in comments. Also, you can tell me if I’m wrong again, and we’ll do this over. The less vitriol the better. Thank you.
As you may know, Twitter recently made a change to how @ replies are received. People are kind of freaking out. If you use Twitter and you still want to see @ replies from folks you don’t follow, do this:
1. Find the search box in the sidebar and type in @ plus your username. I typed in @Maggie:

2. Click on the little magnifying glass to the right of the search box.
3. Verify that your main bar now shows search results on the @replies for that user name:

4. On the top right of the main bar, you’ll see a little green button next to the words “Save this search.” Click there. Here’s a detail view:

5. Look in the right sidebar again. Under the search box, you should see a subtitle “Saved Searches” and a clickable link to searches on the user name you’ve selected. Click on the user name you’ve saved whenever you want to see @replies from everyone, even folks you don’t follow.

For now, I hope that helps. I know it doesn’t address every issue, but it’s an easy workaround for now.
Momversation: Birth Plans
http://blip.tv/play/g4p8gYDRHZDiFw
For those of you who haven’t given birth, birth plans are these instructional sheets you give your hospital team to let them know what kind of delivery you want. I didn’t have one written out, because I tried to remain in denial about labor while I was pregnant, which totally worked for me.
Nancy O’Dell guest stars on this one, because Momversation has guest stars now. Weird, right? I know! Today Momversation, tomorrow America’s Next Top Model. You guys should come over, we’ll practice our walks.
Momversation: Teaching Kids Independence
http://blip.tv/play/gew+_oI7AA
We’ve decided we’ll let him watch TV with a bowl of candy until he’s ten, and then just send him to military school.
Wait! Let’s be friends.
New parents at the coffee shop with their six-month old baby. “Why Don’t We Do it In the Road?” comes on the radio and mom bobs her head exaggeratedly. Baby waves his hands, happy and frantic. “Why don’t we do it in the roohohhoad!” mom croons. “No one will be watching us!” Dad joins in, shaking his shoulders a little.
Wiping up the table before they leave, baby joins in the upkeep. “Look!” Mom says. “He’s gonna be a busboy!” “Yes!” Dad says, “Yes, you are! You’re gonna be a buuusboy!”