Upon passing a beauty shop:
Girl 1: I know what a Brazilian wax is, but what do you guys think a Brazilian Manicure is?
Girl 2: Maybe they have you strip naked, throw your legs up behind your ears, and then paint your fingernails?
Girl 3: Actually, I’m preeetty sure they paint your anus.
Girl 2: Is this the new vaginal bleaching?
Girl 1: You can get designs!
Girl 3: “I’d just like a circle of arrows, please? Pointing inward? Thanks.”
Girl 2: That’s nice! Like a little directional aid. Maybe it also says, “Enter here!”
Girl 1: I want mine to say entre vous! Because if it’s French, it’s classy.
Girl 3: Right. Keep it classy.
Mighty Girl 
Ladies, please! It only means that they cut out the cuticles instead of just pushing it in. Pretty classy indeed.
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Holy crap! that’s freaking hilarious!!!
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that’s too incredible of a conversation to be made up. and oh, how i love the photo you picked for this! high five to you, miss Maggie.
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