-Chance! You should name your dog Chance.
-See… I feel like that’s the perfect name for a three-legged dog.
-Oh. Good point. Save it for them.
-I think that’s for the best.
-Or you could amputate.
(Update! I didn’t get a dog, my friend is getting one. The above photo is one of the dogs I met in Jamaica. He is meant to be a doggie stock photo. Sorry for the confusion.)