NOPA with a girlfriend who wanted to order everything I wanted, so we ordered a bunch of food and split it all. Then I let her get to second base.
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Mighty Girl 
I don’t know why, but this post reminded me of the only camp song I remember from Mormon girls camp where there were no boys and we had to resort to flirting with each other or with our own pitiful pubescent selves:
(sing) “I’m a nut. I’m a nut. I’manutI’manutI’manut. Took myself to the drive-in show, parked my car in the very back row, put my arms around my waist, got so fresh I slapped my face. I’m a nut. I’m a nut. I’manutI’manutI’manut.”
And I still don’t really know how to masturbate.
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Sometimes those really are the best dates.
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YOu are SOO Funny!!!
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