Margaret Stewart recorded the entire fight, including a mini-interview with me beforehand.
Tarps made matters scary slippery, so after some initial bailing, we all began to move like cream-covered zombies. Because slow and careful food fights make for good fun but sleepy viewing, may I suggest you forward to 4:35 when I finally realized that Margaret had been avoiding the mess by using her technology as a shield. Take that, Stewart.
You know Intel sponsored this, right? Yeah, I thought so.