1. Twitter.
2. Crowdsource a Costco takeover.
3. Secure entrances.
4. Neutralize Costco undead in increasingly cinematic ways, using only products at hand.
5. Clean off that food processor. We might want to use it later.
6. Set up Wifi.
7. Update Facebook status.
8. Organize a yoga class.
Great Plinky topic! Can you be in charge of Plinky topic generating more often?! :)
Interesting plan but still good none the less. Make sure to document it for us :)
Stay Alive
-Lost
Genius! I’m slightly obsessed with zombies and I LOVE Costco so, win-win, right?
You, ma’am, have this situation sussed. I want to be on your team with the dead rise from their graves!
best plan ever!
That may be the sanest solution to zombies ever formulated. Not surprised that it came from a woman. So, when will that yoga class be?
Sheer brilliance! My fiance just sent me a link to your blog and I love it.
My plan was to train an army of ninja monkeys to defeat them. Pros: Ninja Monkeys. Cons: Undead Ninja Monkeys, eventually.
The weird thing is that I had a dream about a month ago where zombies had broken into Costco. All of us were trying to hide from the zombies. Of course, I see that your plan is to secure the entrances. If only we had thought of that.
1997 me wants to know if this works for raptors, too. I’m going to tell her “Yes. Yes it does.”
Seariously, when the zombies come, I am headed your way. Being surrounded by large packages of toilet paper and yoga will be a balm to my soul.
(See: http://pearl-berries.blogspot.com/2009/03/one-about-zombies.html)