Rich people in the United States all have the same teeth. It kind of creeps me out. It’s like a plastic surgeon deciding that everyone needs a particular type of nose for optimal breathing, and then we fit our adolescents with nose shapers to re-orient nose growth.
Anyway, emergency oral surgery has been punted because the periodontist discovered that I need some serious antibiotic action before they can get to work. Which means the above thought is not courtesy of Vicodin.
Later man, I’m eating a celery stick. This is hard exercise.
Just so you know you’re not alone – I had a root canal last year and my tooth was so infected that they gave me the same antibiotics they use for Anthrax. So yeah, Vicodin ahoy!
When I got braces, I made my orthodontist take it off before my teeth got that picture-perfect disgustingly straight look. They no longer overlap, and that’s good enough for me. I agree that people with cookie cutter teeth in real life (as opposed to all those actors) creep me out.
I hope you feel better soon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs
Just think of how wonderful life is with drugs.