I open a package of sour cream and the foil beneath the lid reads, “Hugs are like smiles, the more you give the more you get.”
And then I ate a carrot stick.
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Mighty Girl 
How odd. Reminds me of the Dove wrappers.
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that would weird me out… i expect my yogi tea to have a little saying on the bag, but i’m not sure i’m ready for advice from sour cream…. although i guess it makes you think.
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Mine just says 10 NOV 07.
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I would prefer foil and a platitude to the humorless, impossible to remove plastic on the brand I buy.
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I think more foods should adopt a fortune cookie-like stance. Or at least give me some factoids, Snapple-style. I like a little something to read while I chew.
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One of the oddest fortune cookie-like fortunes appears on the removeable wing-tabs on Always Overnight Pads “Have a Happy Period”.
How exactly does one have a happy period??!!
Whah????
I just did not expect to read a cheerful message on a sanitary napkin.
Love your blog! And to all the other ladies, Have a happy period.
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Splenda packets have them too, but they’re a little pushier, like if fortune cookies drank too much plum wine: “Have you shared your Splenda today?!?!”
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That leaves me with a very Jim Jarmush ending sort of feeling. Particularly: “Hmmmm. Okay.”
Also, I used Mighty Goods AND Mighty Junior this week to bestow my sister and newest niece with goodies. HOORAY for Maggie!
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Hmm… Mine was nearly the same. It said “The best way to receive a hug is to give one.”
I just wadded it up and chucked it before I did-did-did-did a dollop.
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When did they start putting fortunes in sour cream?
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lol
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I don’t do hugs all that much… what did the sour cream say about high-fives?
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What do you have against hugs?
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what program do you use to make your lovely
photo postings?
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Nothing really, but I find that most people don’t want to hug someone that looks like a direct descendant of a race of sasquatches.
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Hmmm… let me guess, you were putting a “dollop of daisy” on your carrot?
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My lid reads, “Your ass is growing bigger by the tablespoon”.
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