Worse

categories, My Life

– … He was a magician comedian.
– Oh man! The only thing worse than a magician is a “funny” magician.
– No, it could be worse. What would be worse?
– Magician comedian mime.
– Magician comedian renaissance mime.
– Magician comedian renaissance mime for Christ.

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  4. I have to admit that there is a magician comedian whom I’ve seen at multiple Renaissance faires because it’s really entertaining. But he calls himself Tobias the Adequate, so at least he doesn’t take himself terribly seriously?

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  5. … ex-convict anti-drug motivational speaker …

    perhaps the magic is pulling all this off as a non-speaking mime. how do you mime “what’s the deal with airline food?”

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  6. I can only assume that you are in Austin and have just seen ‘Esther’s Follies’…if not…that’s where they BREED magician comedians!

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  7. “Special needs” Trekkie magician comedian ex-convict anti-drug motivational speaker renaissance mime for Christ speaking Elvish at a bar mitzvah because a decent performer wasn’t in the budget.

    Stuff those envelopes, kids!

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  14. Is it bad that I know a magician comedian renaissance mime who’s really funny? It’s all down to talent in the end I think. Anything can be good if you are good at it.

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  16. I think I would like to hire a Magician comedian renaissance mime for Christ to perform at my next party. I wonder if there is a particular finger food I could serve that would compliment that kind of performance.

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  18. Isn’t there a Christian university degree you can get now, in something they call mimeistry (versus ministry) that tells the story of Christ thru the ages?

    My neighbor was talking about seeing a troupe with these credentials at her home church recently.

    I was invited to see it with her, but I was dead at the time.*

    *Thanks for the super handy excuse, Eddie Izzard.

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