Me: What’s their room number?
Bryan: I. Just. Told. You.
Me: Hey. You better watch it.
Bryan: You better check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Me: …
Bryan: …
Me: Foiled again by your rhetorical rapier.
8 thoughts on “Bryan 1, Maggie 0”
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Mighty Girl 
Hahaha, I needed a laugh today! Thanks!
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Omg, I LOVE this and use it frequently. You guys are super fun, I can just tell.
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I said that to a friend who, in turn, called me “wiggity whacky”.
oh yes
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and in a hot second you guys were by far funnier than the brooke shields funny or die video.
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Oh. My. God. that is my life this week. We’re in the car for hours on end together, with little sleep and much stress, and yeah… it’s getting to this.
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Tell Bryan thanks for my new most favorite line.
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word that.
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I think our husbands might be soul mates. That, or possible best friends should they ever meet IRL. My husband ALWAYS says that to me. I just respond by telling him he’s a pussy. Now my KIDS ask me if Daddy’s being a pussy. That’s okay, right?
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