Note from SxSW, 2005:
Say you go to bed drunk. What are the odds you’ll be woken by real, live jackhammers?
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Note from SxSW, 2005:
Say you go to bed drunk. What are the odds you’ll be woken by real, live jackhammers?
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I would say the odds are equally proportionate to the level of drunkenness; i.e., if you go to bed super-mega drunk, jackhammers are virtually guaranteed.
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The odds are strongly in your favor. And if you aren’t so lucky as to be woken by the jackhammers, instead you will be woken by high-pitched screaming from a seven year old girl. At least jackhammers have that soothing, repetitive sound.
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A kazillian bazillian to one. “One” being drunk-ass you and “kazillian bazillian” being the kilowatt of hammerage.
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Ooh, that happened to us after the first night of vacation at an all-inclusive resort in Jamaica! They decided they must jackhammer-out the sidewalk right outside our first-floor room at 7 a.m.
Random early-morning maintenance continued for the rest of the week. Even though nothing else beat the jackhammers, we were always serenaded while the happy workers sang a soundtrack to cement-pouring/etc. and shouted to one another, oblivious to the ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign and the fact that our windows were slatted …
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42%?
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Sadly, having never been to SXSW, I would have to make a wild guess with no basis in fact, peppered with lots of jealousy.
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Um, waaaaay higher than you would have anticipated, and of course those stats aren’t in the SXSW pamphlets.
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I had that exactly happen the last time I got drunk (which thankfully was about 3 years ago). Went to a friends wedding, had a few too many and ended up passing out in the backseat of my non drinking friends car. Woke up the next day with a guy working on the street right next to me, jackhammer in hand and a big smile on his face after seeing the way I looked. So, it’s still very uncommon but it does happen.
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64. No, wait, thats the answer to life, the universe, and everything.
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