Me: I love her coat. Love it.
Bryan: Wow, you really love that coat.
Me: (Various kissing sounds.)
Bryan: If you love it so much, why don’t you marry it?
Me: Maybe I will. Maybe I will take her coat as my lawful wedded spouse.
Bryan: Why don’t you go hump it?
Me: She would object.
Bryan: You’re making an assumption there.
Me: True. This is San Francisco, probably coat humping is a thing. Probably there’s a coat-humping community.
Bryan: They have coat-humping parties.
Me: We’re out of the loop.
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Mighty Girl 
I bet there’s a Flickr group for it.
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I wanna see this coat.
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If I had a really nice, humpable coat, I’d want to know. Even if it meant having to push off strangers with marriage requests.
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There may not be a Flickr group, but you know there’s at least one on LiveJournal.
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I bought a white naugafur coat 20 years ago. I wish I had thought of humping it, I loved it THAT MUCH.
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I at least can guarantee that my cat would want to join. Disgusting little thing – can’t leave anything out anything that’s too soft unless it wants to lose it’s virginity!
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I don’t think I’d join the coat humping group, but I’d join the Mighty Girl & Bryan make me laugh group!
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(I rewrote that because the “Mighty Girl & Bryan Humping Club” is wrong on so many levels)
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I’ve never had a coat I’ve liked enough to hump, BUT I did lust after a friends coat. Good friend don’t …
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“humping coats” probably has a domain name. and a myspace. and a twitter account.
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if there ever was a coat humping club, it would be in san fransisco. there is a club for everything there
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I just discovered your blog and it’s hilarious! Particularly lovin’ this post :-).
Sheri
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