Bryan: What about a game night?
Me: I don’t like games.
Bryan: I know.
Me: Oprah doesn’t like games either. She likes to watch people playing games.
Bryan: Well, Oprah’s not invited.
Me: Uh. Oprah is always invited.
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Mighty Girl 
I feel the same way. Oprah has a standing invitation for anything I ever do in life.
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Bryan! This is a truism. How can you not understand the power of Oprah?
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Dude, Oprah is always with us in spirit. Forgetting that is like having Passover Seder and not setting a place for Elijah– it’s just bad form.
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Why don’t you just go and scream Macbeth in a theatre while you’re at it there, disbeliever man?
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Thank goodness I’m not the only want who doesn’t like games. My husband came from a family of game-players and they think I’m a freak because I don’t like to play.
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Off the subject all together, but you are so much prettier than the picture you have posted on your website. I think you need a new one. I mean, lady, you’re gorgeous! The pics of you from your “vagina weekend” (those are dooce’s husband’s words, not mine)? Stunning. Just a suggestion, but methinks you should change it up.
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Yeah, I don’t get it. I’m from a family of game-players. They call us the Vicious Sisters. But certainly Oprah can come watch us tear each other to shreds over Scattergories if she’d like.
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So. We are massive game players. I know exactly which Cranium cards I need to draw to make Bryan cry.
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Even if it is belated, I wish you a Happy Mother’s Day! Your little one is just too darn cute! Best to you and yours.
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Clearly you have never attended one of Bossy’s Pictionary Smackdowns! It’s more fun than a bunch of middle-aged people balanced on knee replacements scribbling with dried-out markers!
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Oprah… isn’t she the reason they invented TiVo? So my mother-in-law would never have to miss her show?
I’m pretty sure that’s why.
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I’m not into playing games all that much. My family was very competitive, and someone always ended up in tears. Now, I just avoid it if I can.
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I saw at the grocery store that Oprah is on the cover of this month’s O Magazine. Good for her. She must be very proud.
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I, too, am always the downer who doesn’t want to play a game.
Just discovered your blog while wandering around the internet…hilarious…and thought I’d comment!
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Maggie, I’m a gamer. What can I say? Sometimes I like a little structured fun. AND I think Oprah is overrated. Which is crazy, I know. People tell me this. But sometimes I. CAN’T. GET. PAST. HER. SELF. IMPORTANT. WAY. OF. SPEAKING. And her love affair with celebrities. And she’s kind of a know-it-all. Wow. I guess I like The Big O less than I thought.
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Oprah is always on the no-admittance list at our house.
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