i’m not sure why – it’s beyond my grasp of technology – the TrackMeNot plug-in for Firefox displays a continuous stream of two-word found poems: ‘farming cans’. ‘documentations downloading’. ‘compos blasts’. ‘kahunas wonky’. etc.
Yeah, I’m positive no one would be interested in what I had for lunch, but I most definitely am interested in reviewing your book. Please send me an e when you have a chance, would you?
Subject: Outraged diamond.
And after a bunch of non-sense on the body of the email, it closes it with:
**Sigh**
BTW, Maggie! I just got a fun package on the mail! A signed book from Maggie Mason. =)
Thank you so much!
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i’m not sure why – it’s beyond my grasp of technology – the TrackMeNot plug-in for Firefox displays a continuous stream of two-word found poems: ‘farming cans’. ‘documentations downloading’. ‘compos blasts’. ‘kahunas wonky’. etc.
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I’m not afraid to stand up and say that I’m proud to be a kidney bean polygamist damnit!
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Those would be awesome band names! π
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Yeah, I’m positive no one would be interested in what I had for lunch, but I most definitely am interested in reviewing your book. Please send me an e when you have a chance, would you?
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Totally agree with Leah…
Should we just tell the agents?
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I kid you not: “turd ice-cream cone”.
I don’t know if I’d want to hear that band.
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Eeee! I’m really enjoying your book. =)
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“delicacy argument”
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Oh… And also ” Games Rooster Teeth PANICS” … I really liked that one!
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i like this one
Subject: self-seeking lawn mower
Γ―ΒΏΒΌ
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“Sluggish trout” sounds like a male disorder.
Is “Menstruate aptitude” some kind of…test? What is the pass/fail??
“Kidney bean polygamist”? Somehow me thinks it originates somewhere in Arizona.
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the best ones i have seen in my inbox lately:
snake podiatrist
menstrual accountant
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“Photo Opportunity Missle”. It’s the new Kodak WMD…
and
“Better Future Whipping Snapping”. Kinky! Sign me up!
Could you please forward me the “Menstrual Accountant”? My calendar’s all messed up.
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my recent favorite: “need crank”. you and me both, buddy, you and me both.
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George Crouch wonders:
“I hope this is the right email gadfly”
Miami Lakes ominously observes:
“Freaking Warhead Roams Streets”
Jessica Norton wishes you the best:
“Keep it splashy”
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You must check out, if you haven’t already, spamusement dot com. Hi-larious.
Congrats on the book! you rock!
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