Lately, I’ve been loving the spam with crazy subject headers that seem to be generated at random. A few of my favorites:
-Grainy aggressively
-Old-man fern
-Vulnerability hot chocolate
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Mighty Girl 
A friend of mine created a lovely work of art — a poem composed entirely of spam subject lines. It ended, “See you soon, clitoris churchgoer.” *sigh* I wish I had had that idea first!
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hehehe… And you know that they think that you think that’s not spam… =)
I pay attention at the “sender’s” name. They come up with such cool names… ‘Garyd Aceveda’, ‘Eustace Vigil’, ‘Herminia Colvin’… I mean, I have a weird name, but these guys… their names are awesome!
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So THAT’S why no-one ever replies to my emails…
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My favorites:
Erasmus Denton
falkner gene
Humphrey Hopes
Mrs Torgerson (My Norwegian Mrs Robinson)
plenty enemies. (From sending out spam…)
drag braving
Inertness I. Torpedoing
Botulism B. Unleashed
Fanny
Philemon Aronowitz
Inundation K. Straits
Cerise Pall
Uranus Putt
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I repeatedly receive spam at work almost every day at 3:00 pm from “Jesse Canonne” regarding “Farm Sluts”; and I know none of my friends are that creative!
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My all-time favorite:
Cadaver Free-for-all
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I’ve been to the Cadaver Free-for-all and it’s really delicious. 🙂
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I’ve got one in my inbox right now that state:
“With this, your girlfriend/wife will love you, fried.”
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they should really be making refrigerator poetry out of this stuff.
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I once got spammed with posts from my own blog. Some crafty spammer was cutting and pasting to fool the filters. Talk about karma in action.
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My most recent favorite: “Bloated Nose-root Square Leaf!” Don’t forget the exclamation point! It’s important!That will surely make me open THAT particular piece of spam…
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I’ve been getting one in the last few days that has the subject “the possibility as a turnip or as an artichoke”. indeed, the possibility.
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Fridge poetry or some other sort of collage zaniness is an excellent idea for this.
My recent (and ironic) favorite:
From: Tyler Henson
Title: You don’t know me from Adam. :)! paromphalocelic catbirds 😀
Message:
Howdy!
look meet u 1 pm their want dream ….
Best regards,
Tyler
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par·om·phal·o·cele
A tumor near the navel.
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Yeah, I had to look it up too.
Poor Catbird. First to find out that, contrary to the rest of your species, you have a navel and then to be immediately told that it’s tumorous.
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Over at Orooni you can learn the ins and outs of writing haiku using spam subject headers. Check it out.
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My favorite is:
Black singles
what? I’m single, how did they know? But black…I’m not. Why wouldn’t it say “Mexican singles” or “Mexi-white singles” or “Hey, you pathetic single!!?” The world may never know.
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