Scenario: Bus commute at about 9:30 a.m.
Characters: Two middle-aged men.
Guy 1: A lot of people are late for work today.
Guy 2: Oh, it seems like there’s a whole bunch of people who are on this schedule.
Guy 1: Or maybe a lot of people are late for work today.
Guy 2: By an hour?
(angry silence)
Guy 2: What are you doing for lunch?
Mighty Girl 