I only spent about ten minutes at Bay to Breakers this year. The best thing I saw was a guy sitting in a wheelchair, naked from the waist down, walking the chair up the street with his feet.
Later that day, I went to visit my grandmother.
Wanna come with us to Bay to Breakers?
Cool, wanna pull a keg with us?
Actually, I’m running it.
You’re running it? …Without beer?