THREE MORE THINGS

Three favorite New York Signs:

• Fight back NY, see a show!
• Above a winter coat: Caring is giving! $129.99
• Teen People’s “Jingle Ball” Style Slam 2001

5:24 p.m.

FLY AMERICAN

Three disturbing things about U.S. airports:

• Guys in camouflage toting semi automatics who smile and nod at you while you’re being frisked.
• Eerily empty terminals when you disembark.
• Self-flushing toilets.

3:13 p.m.