28th February 2001

Top Three Names for Your New Band:

  • Leather Insert
  • Squeal
  • Blind My Lion

3:19 p.m.

I saved a fantastic New Yorker cartoon years ago. It’s a drawing of two skater kids leaning on a telephone pole. The top caption reads, “Waiting for Godot, Summer of ’96.”

Skater 1: Well… Shall we go do some kick flips?

Skater 2: Yes, let’s go.

Bottom caption: They do not move.

11:28 a.m.