21st February 2001

While I’m away, you should read Changed Priorities Ahead:

“A friend sent me one of those funny emails
listing all the stupid warning labels on items.
Most I’d heard before, but this was a new
one:

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used
for the other use.”

The mind boggles.”

Hello Kitty waffle
maker
.

There are some effed up products on this site (Dwinn is the proud
owner of Hello Kitty toilet paper), but this one just struck me a
supremely… stupid.”

“Warning: the following is intended for mature audiences only…

Ouchy the Clown

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to hire a clown for my (eventual)
children’s parties after this.”

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