21st February 2001

While I’m away, you should read Changed Priorities Ahead:

“A friend sent me one of those funny emails
listing all the stupid warning labels on items.
Most I’d heard before, but this was a new

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used
for the other use.”

The mind boggles.”

Hello Kitty waffle

There are some effed up products on this site (Dwinn is the proud
owner of Hello Kitty toilet paper), but this one just struck me a
supremely… stupid.”

“Warning: the following is intended for mature audiences only…

Ouchy the Clown

I don’t think I’ll ever be able to hire a clown for my (eventual)
children’s parties after this.”