Nov
8
2007
No Place Like Home
These Uterus “Souvenir” Onesies are inexplicable. Besides which, they make me feel like there should be a disturbing slogan beneath.
“Uterus is for lovers!”
“I’d rather be in Utero!”







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Ewwwww. Not so much with the coolness.
OMG! That is so effing funny. I am SO getting one for my niece, who is currently in utero. It will absolutely gross my sister out. I love it!
“Uterus or Bust!”
… and now I hang my head in shame.
OK, with your “I’d rather be in utero” tagline, it would work.
OMG! I want one for my baby! How cute!!
That’s just not right.
It’s uteriffic!
Jules
House of Jules
That is disturbingly detailed and the texture is just, I can’t even. No.
it really needs I “I was here” pin-dot.
Ugh. What’s next? Penis finger puppets?
Oh my god! Penis finger puppets!!! Why, why, why are those not yet invented??
Maybe we should upload that to Google maps and let people stick their pin dots on to show where they spent their 9 months.
ummmmm…. I…. no…. I don’t think…. well, maybe with the “I was here” pin (sticker might be more comfortable… but… hmmmm.
Penis finger puppet?! See, this just proves I’m way too immature to hang with the cool kids at Maggie’s place.
“I was in utero and all I got was this lousy onesie.”
heheh. With all this talk about penis finger puppets, I’ll bet if you Google penis finger puppet, you’re going to get Mighty Girl. Excellent. PENIS FINGER PUPPET! ROFL!
holy crap. They exist:
http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=7209062
I feel a little guilty for bringing the proceeding mental image to your brains but have you ever noticed that the Dodge RAM logo looks a lot like a uterus?
http://sponsoredbyhormones.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/dodge-ram-logo_1.jpg
No. Just No.
perhaps it’s to let the general public know the wearer (who, let’s face it, may be bald and quite androgynous at this stage) is female? kind of like putting a picture of green beans on the can…here’s what’s inside?
okay, can’t believe i went there.
bye.
That is disgusting. However, I do like the “I was here” idea.
Wen, I was actually thinking the same thing, but I got stuck on the finger puppet (which I just realize sounds ever so… ewww)
“This is your life off birth control.”