Mighty Life List
Nov 8 2007

No Place Like Home

Uterus Onesie, originally uploaded by MaggieMason.

These Uterus “Souvenir” Onesies are inexplicable. Besides which, they make me feel like there should be a disturbing slogan beneath.

“Uterus is for lovers!”
“I’d rather be in Utero!”

21 Responses to “No Place Like Home”

  • Kristie Says:

    Ewwwww. Not so much with the coolness.

  • Tina Says:

    OMG! That is so effing funny. I am SO getting one for my niece, who is currently in utero. It will absolutely gross my sister out. I love it!

  • Jenguin Says:

    “Uterus or Bust!”
    … and now I hang my head in shame.

  • steph Says:

    OK, with your “I’d rather be in utero” tagline, it would work.

  • valeta Says:

    OMG! I want one for my baby! How cute!!

  • Lisa Says:

    That’s just not right. :)

  • Jules Says:

    It’s uteriffic!

    House of Jules

  • Meagan Says:

    That is disturbingly detailed and the texture is just, I can’t even. No.

  • jessica Says:

    it really needs I “I was here” pin-dot.

  • Kriss Says:

    Ugh. What’s next? Penis finger puppets?

  • superblondgirl Says:

    Oh my god! Penis finger puppets!!! Why, why, why are those not yet invented??
    Maybe we should upload that to Google maps and let people stick their pin dots on to show where they spent their 9 months.

  • Ms. Karen Says:

    ummmmm…. I…. no…. I don’t think…. well, maybe with the “I was here” pin (sticker might be more comfortable… but… hmmmm.

    Penis finger puppet?! See, this just proves I’m way too immature to hang with the cool kids at Maggie’s place.

  • Jenn Says:

    “I was in utero and all I got was this lousy onesie.”

  • steph Says:

    heheh. With all this talk about penis finger puppets, I’ll bet if you Google penis finger puppet, you’re going to get Mighty Girl. Excellent. PENIS FINGER PUPPET! ROFL!

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  • Carriep Says:

    I feel a little guilty for bringing the proceeding mental image to your brains but have you ever noticed that the Dodge RAM logo looks a lot like a uterus?


  • dregina Says:

    No. Just No.

  • wen Says:

    perhaps it’s to let the general public know the wearer (who, let’s face it, may be bald and quite androgynous at this stage) is female? kind of like putting a picture of green beans on the can…here’s what’s inside?

    okay, can’t believe i went there.


  • alf Says:

    That is disgusting. However, I do like the “I was here” idea.

  • Ms. Karen Says:

    Wen, I was actually thinking the same thing, but I got stuck on the finger puppet (which I just realize sounds ever so… ewww)

  • getsheila Says:

    “This is your life off birth control.”