Mighty Life List
Apr 19 2007

Dog End Towel Holder

Dog End Towel Holder, originally uploaded by MaggieMason.

My kitchen needs something. Something special, something … whimsical! Yes, that’s it! Where could I find something whimsical? Like, maybe a dishtowel holder that makes it look like a dog is shitting out the towel? That would be perfect.

18 Responses to “Dog End Towel Holder”

  • Eric Says:

    I don’t know which is more disturbing. The towel holder it’s self, or putting the towel in it.

  • Calculus Interbie Says:

    This reminds me of the time when my dog ate a lot of string…

  • oregoncoastgirl Says:

    Boy, there must be a theme today. Received this link earlier: http://tinyurl.com/29fujy.
    I’m not really hungry for lunch anymore.

  • Dippy Chick Says:

    This actually happened to my husband once! His dog ate his ex’s nightgown and soon after he noticed something hanging out of the dog’s butt. He pulled it and it was a piece of fabric and then “POP!”… a button popped out! I’ll have to show this to him. He’ll just die!

  • aimee/greeblemonkey Says:

    A coworker has a tissue holder that is shaped like a face, and the tissues come out – you guessed it! – the nostrils!

    Maybe I should get her this for Christmas.

  • The NON-Superwoman Says:

    These comments were as funny as the towel holder! Just started reading your blog and recently bought your book. Both good stuff. Congrats on the new bundle of joy!

  • Lisa Says:

    Thank you all for the lingering laughs! Most fun I had all day!

  • hikooky Says:

    According to urbandictionary.com, there’s a name for the condition of that poor dog’s derriere:

    n. Any elongated item (i.e. a plastic bag or a towelette)an animal eats and then in the process of defication [sic] the item hangs half in and half out of the anus.

    I find the image of the towel holder clever yet disturbing, and well worth sharing with friends!

  • mallory Says:

    I wish I hadn’t seen this.

  • BOSSY Says:

    This reminds Bossy of the time her cat ate some dental floss and, well, What Goes In Must Come Out, and all that – one waxy inch at a time. Bossy must say, though: Her anus was very flossed.

  • samantha jo campen Says:

    I’m *so* gonna get this for our vet for Christmas.

    Hell yeah.

  • Heather Says:

    My beagel chewed our Christmas tree skirt to bits one year and had sparkly poop for a week. Why did I just share that?

  • Christine Says:

    That’s just WRONG.

  • Jill Says:

    I knew my new kitchen was missing something!

  • raina Says:

    Can you find this in a throwing-up chicken?

  • Beth Says:

    Um…that is so stinkin’ hilarious! I’ve gotta have that!

  • Cathy Cole Says:


    Hi, What an Idea! Thank you for sharing this posted article for me or for every one,
    you made a great job for your Blog.Keep it up the good work..
    Again thank you very much.. Cheers

    Best Regards,
    Cathy Cole
    Shock Collar

  • Tara Says:

    holy crap – way to make me laugh, guys!
    My Lab puppy once ate a whole stuffed animal and yes, it came out like it went in…but much, much more smelly. We don’t buy stuffed toys for him anymore