I found an article
on Slashdot about the possibility of using bacteria in semiconductors to create “biotransistors.” Powering machines with the energy of living things kinda creeps me out.
9:44 a.m.
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My favorite line from the Onion’s story about
Harry Potter turning kids to Satanism:“Hermione is my favorite, because she’s smart and has a kitty,” said 6-year-old Jessica Lehman of Easley, SC. “Jesus died because He was weak and stupid.”
3:51 p.m.
I can’t get anything done when the Onion posts a new edition. Here’s every T.G.I. Friday’s dining experience I’ve ever had:
Welcome to T.G.I. Fridays! May I annoy the living shit out of you?
2:40 p.m.
National monuments and butt crack–two great tastes that taste great together.
2:37 p.m.
The Bad News:
DURBAN, South Africa (AP) — Nearly 28 million children in Africa will have lost at least one of their parents to AIDS by the year 2010, causing a social nightmare for these countries for decades, according to a report released Thursday.
“The HIV pandemic is producing orphans on a scale unrivaled in history,” said Susan Hunter, an author of the “Children on the Brink 2000” by the U.S. Agency for International Development. A summary was released at the 13th International AIDS Conference.
1:06 p.m.
From the SF Chronicle’s
pic of the day
site:
9:49 a.m.
I don’t know why I love this, but
Julia Smith
at
Electric Biscut
wrote:The sprinklers just came on. (1:12 a.m.)
4:13 p.m.
Are you in San Francisco? Go see
Fletop
(flee-top). They’re an upstart band without a hell of a lot of material, but what they’ve got is mellow and smart. Great music and you’ll feel like an intellectual afterward, even if you’re drunk. Go catch a show now. Later, you can say you saw them on the El Rio patio and complain about how pissed you are that they sold out.11:20 a.m.
I heart The Onion:
As You Can See From My Name Brand Clothing, I Am Not Poor
That Female Looks Capable of Passing On My Genetic Material
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Lilith Fair Performers, Attendees Achieve Largest-Ever Synchronized Ovulation
Coalition Of Developmentally Disabled Adults Demands Trip To McDonald’s
12:17 p.m.


