I heart The Onion:
As You Can See From My Name Brand Clothing, I Am Not Poor
That Female Looks Capable of Passing On My Genetic Material
Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock?
Lilith Fair Performers, Attendees Achieve Largest-Ever Synchronized Ovulation
Coalition Of Developmentally Disabled Adults Demands Trip To McDonald’s
12:17 p.m.
11th July 2000