Famous among dozens
Our friends Rahul and Meg are getting married in a couple of weeks, we’ll be attending two weddings that day (which also happens to be our own five-year wedding anniversary).
Jerry Yoon photography took some great engagement photos. I love getting to see engagement photos, because they always make me look forward to the wedding.
See what I mean? Congrats, Meg and Rahul! Go here if you’d like to see the rest.
Me: Hi Grandpa, it’s Margaret.
Grandpa: Hi sweetheart! How are you doin?
Me: Great! I have good news.
Grandpa: Oh? What’s that?
Me: I got engaged!
Grandpa: No kidding! That’s wonderful, that’s wonderful, honey!
Me: Yeah! I’m really happy.
Grandpa: Wow, that’s great news. Do we know this gentleman?
Me: No, you haven’t met him yet. His name is Bryan Mason; you’ll love him.
Grandpa: Is he a good guy?
Me: He’s the best guy I know.
Grandpa: Well, you should know, you’ve been around.
Me: Ha! True enough.
Grandpa: Congratulations, sweetheart. Let me get Grandma.
Me: Where are we going?
Him: We’re going for a toast.
Me: Where?
Him: Up here.
Drives into a dark little park at the top of a hill. Man in bushes crouches down as we enter the lot.
Me: Did you see that guy?
Him: What?
Me: That guy who hid when we drove in.
Him: Nope.
Me: He’s right back there.
Him: Huh. Let’s go.
Me: I’m not getting out of the car, there’s a psycho hiding in the bushes.
Him: Come on!
Me: No way! He’s seriously lying in wait for someone to rape.
Him: Let’s go!
Me: No!
Him: Come on. It’ll be fine.
Me: Do you have a pocketknife or anything?
(He closes the car door and heads out. I open the glove compartment and search for a weapon.)
And that’s why I had a pair of scissors in my pocket when he proposed.
Mighty Girl 