The first day I babysat my friend’s daughter, she rolled out of bed during her nap. She had just gotten her cast off from an earlier roll so I was crapping myself. Thank goodness there was no harm done or that probably would have also been my last day babysitting.
Shit. What a heart-stopping nightmare. Both my kids have fallen off the couch to no ill effect, but I keep imagining myself at the hospital in fetal position. Babies. They pretend to be inert lumps for months, then move when you’re least prepared.
The first day I babysat my friend’s daughter, she rolled out of bed during her nap. She had just gotten her cast off from an earlier roll so I was crapping myself. Thank goodness there was no harm done or that probably would have also been my last day babysitting.
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Shit. What a heart-stopping nightmare. Both my kids have fallen off the couch to no ill effect, but I keep imagining myself at the hospital in fetal position. Babies. They pretend to be inert lumps for months, then move when you’re least prepared.
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Yes! Just when they get interesting, they get…interesting.
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