Hank Expresses a Preference, Mexican Candies

BUBBALOO
Banana bubble gum with surprise banana-syrup center.

Not a fan of surprises.

CARLOS V
A chocolate bar.

Yum! Wait. Weird aftertaste.

DE LA ROSA
Tasty, slightly powdery, peanut-based marzipan.

Hank feels angry at this candy.

KRANKY
Crispy cereal bits coated in “chocolate.”

Kranky? More like amiable. Right you guys?

GOMITAS
Dense, vaguely fruit-flavored gum drops stick to your teeth, while hot spicy powder lingers at the top of your throat.

Hard pass.

CHOCO RETAS
M&Ms meet Andes Mints.

Delicioso!

MORITAS
A condensed Kool-Aid powder gel, rolled in citric acid cake sprinkles, heightened with a thunderclap of high-fructose corn syrup.

A brief pause to consider the intensity of flavor.
Interest bordering on panic.
Hank expresses a strong preference for the diabetic stylings of Moritas!

Stay tuned! Tomorrow Hank expresses preferences for Mexican snack cakes.

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