-I feel terrible. Woke up with a low-grade flu or something. Wanted to let you know so you’re prepared if things worsen to the “I cannot move” point.
– Ok! I’ll send over a PDF of my pre-cambrian soil-borne bacteriology diet just to be safe. I’ve never felt sick since I started it, and I’m recommending it to all of my friends.
– I’ve been a fool. Think of all the cheese I’ve consumed this week alone.
– cheese = disease.
– It’s true because they rhyme.