Me: It’s mah birfday!
Bryan: You’re mispronouncing that.
M: It’s mah?
B: No. Itsmah was the Prime Minister of Israel in 1979.
M: I don’t want to talk about this. Or things related to this.
B: But it sounds plausible right?
M: It does sound like something you would say.
B: See?
M: You do an awesome imitation of yourself.
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Mighty Girl 
Gotta give it to him, he’s quick.
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however you say it, Happy Birthday!
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Happy birthday!
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I feel like there is flattery to be had in there somewhere.
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Reminds me of one of my favorite Ben Folds Five songs.
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That does sound just like him, actually.
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Is it your birthday? Really? Because it’s actually mine!!!
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Israel
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Yikes, thank you Sarah.
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The 29th is my birthday too! Happy Birthday fellow Scorpio! We kick bootay!
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