My good friend Josh Cagan was guest hosting the prompts on Plinky last week as part of the promotion for his new movie Bandslam. I’m getting to them a little late, but here’s the answer to my favorite one:
OH NO, IT’S A RUMBLE! Quick, put together your ideal gang of street toughs!
When I need to assemble a gang of street toughs, and I need to do it fast, I turn to professionals. As usual, Sean “P. Diddy” Combs has anticipated a market for frenzied, murderous song-and-dance crews, and has conveniently assembled Danity Kane.
These girls have it all — doe eyes, gams that go all the way up, and a volatile helping of latent rage. Plus, they already have matching silver-lamé cutout leotards. So, timesaver.
I know what you’re thinking; the ladies can’t exactly dance. But what they lack in dance talent, they make up for in heart. And the desire to bathe in your arterial blood.
*dies laughing* At least Danity Kane is good for something!
OMG, I’m so embarrassed.
But your post made me laugh:)
Eek. Embarrassed by them, not you:) I realize that we don’t know each other so that could totally have been offensive:)
Mix those dames with the Fanta ladies and you’ve got yourself a force.
you so craaaaaaaaazy girl!!!
Only five comments. You’re slackin “ho”!
Oh man, that picture is makes me feel like a small rodent being hypnotized by vipers. *Yes…..I will sit here while you devour me slowly……how are you covering yourself up with such small amounts of cloth…….Shiny…..*
I hate to break it to you and also admit I know this, but I believe that two of the members of Danity Kane left or were asked to leave, although I am sure P. Diddy is busy right now finding replacements.
Would you consider the Pussycat Dolls as a temporary stopgap?