The time has come to buy new underwear. However, since having that cute baby and then losing the pregnancy weight, something has gone awry. All currently fashionable underwear is now made to go up my butt.
Bikini undies? Sure! If you like them up your butt. Tap pants? Sounds good, assuming you enjoy that extra material nestled up your butt. Boy shorts? Why waste effort walking around for 10 minutes? Just wedge them up your butt immediately so you can tug uncomfortably at your jeans for the next eight hours.
Listen, I’m already wearing shoes that make my feet bleed. The underwire on my bra is probably jabbing my ribs. You don’t want me any more irritated. It’s taking all my willpower not to cut someone. Introduce up-the-butt pants to this precarious scenario, and I can’t be held responsible. I also probably won’t be able to operate a motor vehicle.
Do you hear me, Universe? Take me to your comfortable yet stylish underwear! You drive.
Mighty Girl 
TeenSleuth is correct.
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I have had some good luck with Target brand stuff. It is usually pretty comfy, and when they do start to ride up, just get new ones. They are cheap enough. The elastic wearing out is usually the reason for the creepage, I have found.
Good luck!
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I agree with GAP body, but not their teeny bikini which definitely winds up your butt. Also, the Victoria Secret regular ol’ signature cotton bikinis work well for me. Had my baby 11 months ago and I hear you about things fitting totally differently afterwards.
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can you post a poll, Maggie? I’d like to know how many people go commando . . . 🙂
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