-You should know, I’m a sleep farter.
-Noooooo!
-Yeah, it’s true.
-I like to scream in my sleep. Scream and scream.
-I’m a sleep stabber.
-…I’m a sleep Republican.
Sleep Hugger
8th February 2008
8th February 2008
-You should know, I’m a sleep farter.
-Noooooo!
-Yeah, it’s true.
-I like to scream in my sleep. Scream and scream.
-I’m a sleep stabber.
-…I’m a sleep Republican.
I have trip envy.
Wow. Pure genius.
I’m a sleep martyr.
I am also a sleep farter. Sometimes I wake myself up farting. I’m ashamed, and yet strangely proud.
Sleep farts smell, but sleep republicans really smell.
I’m glad to see that somehow being a Republican is equivalent to having a chronic nocturnal flatulence problem.
These are the conversations I live for. Luckily my friends come up with gems like this, otherwise life would be boring as hell.
Jules
House of Jules
I am a sleep screamer also. It sort of freaks people out at times.
Since I am on 3 medications for chronic adult night terrors, I have had every variation of this conversation known to man – EXCEPT – I am proud to say, “I am a sleep Republican.”
Haha! I had almost the same conversation with my friends when an Italian hostel manager misunderstood our booking and gave us a room with one double and a single for the three of us.
Needless to say, I ended up sharing a bed with the girl who claimed to punch in her sleep.
It was better than my other option, explosive diarrhea.
I’m a sleep jumper. It’s not my fault though, I have to jump over the koala bear traps.
Curiously missing: sleep stripper. Hmmmmm.
I am also proud to say I am a Sleep Republican!
Sleep farter. Haha! Now I have the right term for that kind of person.
Hello! Looking for Mighty Junior?? Is it still going? Or is it me? Need a GREAT baby gift and thought to look to you for inspiration… : )
Genius!
Hi Barbara, It’s still at Mightyjunior.com. Was it down or something?
I’m a sleep screamer too and my biggest fear is that i will scream in church one day while i’ve nodded off during the sermon.
i’m a sleep infidelity dreamer.
(i dream his infidelity, not mine.)
and then i am pissed when i wake up.