Rachel: The size charts are weird.
Me: I’m usually a B, but I’m probably a C right now.
Bryan: Are you guys talking about boobs?
Me: No. We’re talking about pantyhose.
Bryan: Oh. Talk about boobs instead.
Me: Boobs, boobs, boobs. I love boobs. Boobs.
Rachel: I have two of them.
Bryan: You guys suck at this.
Rachel: Maggie has boobs.
Bryan: Warmer.
Maggie: Rachel also has boobs.
Rachel: Bryan and Ryan do not have boobs.
Me: But what they lack in boobs, they make up for in charm.
Bryan: Forget it.
Ryan: I’m gettin’ hot.
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Mighty Girl 
That is my strategy too. No boobs? Better be charming!
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Ah, boobs. Nothing makes the world happier than boobs.
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Man boobs= not charming
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“Me: I’m usually a B, but I’m probably a C right now.”
Now, if you were talking about boobs. this would be exciting. Well, not for me, but, you know…..
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My husband has boobs. They’re even bigger than mine. Bastard.
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Well, QofD, i dated a guy whose boobs were bigger than mine once. Way to get self-conscious at sixteen, hee.
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hysterical. love it.
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First hearty laugh I’ve had all day. Thank you 🙂
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