Scenario: Two girls at a bar posture in short skirts and camis. One notices a pinball machine.
Girl 1: Oh my god. Amy, I’m such a dork. I have to play a game.
Girl 2: What?
G1: I’m such a dork, I love pinball.
G1: I hope no one is watching.
(Looks around exaggeratedly, bends deeply at the waist, and leans one-handed against the machine with hip cocked while she searches for the quarter slot. Her friend sighs.)
G1: I’m such a dork.